Would ya just look at the imagination on this kid? His high school crush is a princess or a sorceress? The meathead bully is a vicious and brutal warlord? Well, who at that age didn't fantasize, at least a little? But it's important to draw the line between fantasy and reality. By the way, Dear Reader, have you ever heard of cognitive distortions? Like how a tiny thing can seem world-shattering? Or how when one person is being an asshole, it can seem like the whole world is against you? No? Well, nevermind then, I'm sure it won't be vital to understanding the story. Read on!