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A cowboy, lost in a sandstorm, spies a cave entrance. He hurries inside, throwing caution to the wind. No sooner has he entered than he notices something amiss. There is a camp here inside the cave, but no people. In the instant this crosses his mind, hands emerge from the darkness to grab hold of him! An apparent safe haven reveals hidden dangers...

But you saw that coming, didn't you, my astute Connoisseurs? You've seen this all before. Your palate is refined, after all. It will take a more subtle medley of flavors to tempt your taste buds. But at least you will admit that your mouth has begun to water, n'est pas? Well, next week, you may feast your eyes upon page three! Until then, may I offer you an hors d'oeuvres?