And now the moment you've all been dying to see—the exciting conclusion of our first issue: "Unnatural App-etites". Whoo, boy, it doesn't look good for our victim hero, Alex. I doubt the teachers will let him back in class looking like that! Still, could be worse. Look at the bright side, Alex. So you'll outlive all your family and friends as a drained husk of your former self. But at least you won't have to look for a real job in this economy. You simply can't beat the job security of being a vampiress's thrall. Too bad the benefits suck!

That's all for now, creeps! There will be a slight lull in posts as we take care of some much needed housekeeping and improvements around the ol' tomb. Keep checking back for more twisted tales of the weird and macabre.