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Well, well, well… look who crept out of the crypt to pay me a visit. I do love a good home invasion—especially when it ends with a little light strangulation. This page from Monsters In My Closet: Part II captures my better side, don’t you think? Laughing like a lunatic, baring my fangs, and getting ready to turn this overgrown goblin into green paste. He thought he was the predator? Please. He didn’t even take his shoes off before trying to snack on me. Rude.

I’ll give him this—his timing was bold. But interrupting a lady’s night in with flesh-munching intentions? That’s a fast track to a foot in your face and a crushed windpipe. He came looking for a victim and left as floor décor. Call it a hostile makeover.

So what’s the lesson, boils and ghouls? If you’re gonna crawl out of the shadows, make sure you’re not stepping into mine. I don’t run from monsters—I size them up, smile sweetly… and rearrange their anatomy.

Love,
Your Mistress of Mayhem